tl;dr – You might as well throw one back.
In a world full of ‘AI-slop’, we can still have some fun. If you have plans to fly out of MSY sometime soon, you might want to go ahead and line up now, as it’s reported that the TSA/security lines go all the way down to Bourbon Street.

As a former New Orleanian (and former French Quarter resident), this line almost stretches from Louis Armstrong International to my former residence.

Since you’ll be waiting a while, might as well grab a spinach quiche from Croissant D’Or to tide you over. Or something good from any of these other places.
Safe travels!