tl;dr – Vroom, vroom, I guess?
I logged into my Chase account to pay a bill, as any good cardholder does, and what do I see? A preapproval offer for $100,000 towards a Maserati.

I’m not in the market for a car, but who can pass up the opportunity to do ‘Drive with distinction?’
I can…and will, but thanks for the chuckle, Chase (and Maserati Capital USA).